Once Hiro figures this out, he'll be both relieved -- because, as stated, he's fourteen and that doesn't lend itself to being monetarily comfortable -- and disappointed -- because that means he can't hustle people out of cash. Hustling is a surprisingly fun pastime, he's discovered.

Also, have a blank look, Sam. "...do you eat Elvis in Canada?" Then, shaking his head, "It's fine, I just can't eat any. I tried a Reeses peanut butter cup once when I was in high school, just to see what it tasted like. Not really worth the E.R. trip."