"Your geography is better than mine." Sam nodded, impressed, and then turned to Hiro, almost aghast. "That would be a cruel and terrible thing to do. Meat is delicious and I would not try to turn you off it. That would be a dick move."

Speaking of which---

"So's foisting the seal off on you alone, kiddo. It's the sort of stuff that might be better off under a blanket of onions, but I bet you didn't have any fresh for frying. Seems a shame."