10_20_15_5_50: All illustrations by Daranon@plurk (all in fun)
Samantha Patchowski ([personal profile] 10_20_15_5_50) wrote in [community profile] kismet_loop_logs 2015-07-05 05:39 pm (UTC)

Sam's (rather reasonable) response came almost immediately: "Goddamn." She took a step back to throw her hands up more dramatically than she might've, shaking her head as she lowered and then crossed her arms.

"I mean this in the friendliest way, but you guys---Cybertronians generally---are kind of ridiculous. With your lifespans and subspace and sheer friggin' scale. Still like you lots, and most of the other bots I've met, but I also still stand by 'goddamn' and also 'what is this even.'" Snorting a little laugh, the adept moved on to actually answering, though she struggled to keep from laughing again. "You do, because it's so over-the-top it's what made me decide I really should make an effort looking into learning sacres. You're familiar with the versatility of the word 'fuck' in English? 'Mon tabarnak j'vais te decalisser la yeule calice' is the Quebecois equivalent of 'motherfucker I'm gonna fuck you up as fuck.'"

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