"Yeah well, in my experience, Cops are never what they're chalked and pumped up to be. Too many politics and twisted perceptions of the 'law' to better further the movements of the government to oppress or otherwise delude the public into a herd of consumer whore sheep." Guess who had problems with not only authority but also 'The Man.'

"Last place I was at, the 'cops' was this little green alien kid screaming about his need for tacos and world domination. Faith is something I'm afraid I'm happily lacking."