Gopher Hill Grand Prix, University, Anthology...yeah, she might as well be speaking Greek. She reaches over for a flute off of a side table, humming with amusement. Oh, how was she going to start this epic.

"Okay, okay. Well. It's a little bit of a long...confusing story without any context, but...you'll get it. Anyway." She takes a short sip out of her flute and with only a moment's thought.

"To start, I sort of froze over my entire country. On accident. On my coronation day."